Friday, 16 March 2012

Random things

People who refuse to accept when their pets are better off dead and utilise contraptions in order to fashion a life; I saw one dog with two front legs and a trolley at the back inlieu of both legs. I would not be surprised if somewhere out there is an animal in spectacles; this is the precursor for something akin to the Planet of Apes.

People who say "I could sell sand to arabs."

People who use metaphors to define the infinite.

Large sports bags which have too many carrying styles to choose from, none of which are ideal.

People who amusingly take things out of other people's shopping trolleys in supermarkets.*

Sniffling your nose or blowing your nose ? Not much of a choice.

*I take things out of people's shopping trollies.

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