More than a woman.

I sometimes wonder about what kind of woman I'd be. I wonder what my values would be. I think I'd be against Page Three, and a sense of career would be important to me, but I would perhaps like a comfortable life and might not be averse to using my sexuality to find a good partner. I'd work, but I'd also enjoy looking after the kids and that. I definitely think I'd go knickerless quite often, not just as a treat, I think I'd find it a bit of a thrill.

Above all else though, I think I'd be a woman that often wore socks. Some of the shoes are ridiculous. Constantly cold toes and walking a tightrope would not be my things. The only way around this seems to be wellingtons or boots of some sort. I don't know whether this attitude implies lesbianism, but that's a big assumption and one I'm not trying to make, so for the sake of this piece, let's assume that I'd be a woman who likes a bit of a cock.

I've tried to think of a woman with a public profile who I might be like. I'm not sure about Sporty Spice, but I could be a cross between her and Ginger Spice, without the need to travel the world as much as they did in their heyday.

If pressed, I think I'd be Felicity Kendall or Charlie Dimmock. Either way, I think I'd be properly narked if a convicted rapist was allowed to play professional football in front of me and I was forced to pay to see him score/ defend or score/ defend for or against my team, nor would I like the idea that my family or those around me accepted it. I think I'd probably stop watching football.